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The Smart Blonde

Joke submitted by: The Warden


A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.


"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if you ask me something I don't know."


The blonde refused.


"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don't know an answer, I pay you $50."


The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.


"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"


The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.


"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"


The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.


"So, what is it?"


The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill to the lawyer.




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