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A Man Walks Into a Bar...

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine, he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly." Then he hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man." the nuts claim.

The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explination.

The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary."

44 voters gave this joke a 2.8 rating.

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